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Gestapoette - Corner Kid #2: tell me something that'll make me smile.
Damyen: Well, I'm eating Animal Crackers. But these are not normal animal crackers. They have to demonstrate some sort of special talent in order to be set free. Well, I'm getting some really interesting ones. One little elephant tried to do back flips across my desk. But I saw through that, he was really a lion.
So, I ate him.
Well, you can imagine what that did to the rest of the bag. Now they're all panicing.
This is great, they are so nervous that they're falling over each other, clamoring to get out.
None of them can perform at all. They are definately not pressure performers.
So, one by one, they follow the elephant.
One rabbit tried to do a disappearing act. He ran, and ran and ran. Trying to get away. But then he ran into a small gang of silver fish. Well, he turned so white that he left albino dropping where he stood before turning tale and running like a scared hare.
Ooooohh, baby, he got eaten really quickly. That was the fastest he moved all day.
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Enough said. He's adorable, isn't he?
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